Lacks plausibility
First off, the title of this motion picture does not lead one to go in expecting any sort of deep plotline, but one should expect at least a paperthin veneer atop the f**king and sucking therein. As for this vehicle from Fisher Films, not even such a surface gloss is to be found.
Now I think it soured me right off the bat in that the movie starts off with a lesbo scene; like come on, the movie is called Casey the Co-Ed, which implies a dude and a chick, not Casey the Dyke licking rug on her painting model (which, don't even get me started on her piss poor excuse for art. She's not even holding the brush right.) The brooding man interest that is evidently Casey's bf sharply cusses her out before exiting stage left and leaving the pair alone--now that's on him, since the naked model is clearly a predator. I mean I wouldn't leave my girlfriend alone with her.
Then Casey and the naked broad have this little exchange about how, Casey wishes her tits were smaller but she got these implants instead, and of course the model has small "perfect" tits (I'm putting that in airquotes because frankly they weren't that great). Hold on I just got a DM. I'm at work writing this...
Okay never mind, false alarm.
This review might seem stilted; not as stilted as the dialog in Casey the Co-Ed, but somewhat off kilter. If that's the case then I'm holding back a burgeoning cold that's the result of the f**king power company browning out last week, leaving me looking like Jack Torrance by the end, of the end of the movie--well, you get the picture. The picture you don't get in Casey the Co-Ed is why they start off a movie about a girl having a sordid fling with a male student, with a dyke scene. Like what the hell? The basics of story creation is that the beginning is meant to be like a condensed version of the full thing--they call this the 'promise'.
Not that I expect even the basic principles of film-making to be present in a titty flick, but it makes the rest fall flat. Because then it's not anything special when Casey is entertaining the notion of having an affair with this other guy, since we've already learned she's a total slut who bends whichever way the wind blows; so who cares if she thinks she's in love? The floozy.
Also I had to watch this on some whack streaming site that didn't let me download video, which made it even worse because I couldn't fast forward without buffering. I hate buffering, and I don't care much for softcore lesbian scenes either; this movie had both, and did not gain my favor.
Jan 7th 2025