In which John C. Wright explains how Peter Jackson rapes the corpse of JRR Tolkien's beloved book in the first unnecessary cinematic sequel:
Where is the Hobbit in this film, allegedly called THE HOBBIT, again?
Ah, but then we see Bilbo. After his friends are captured by wood elves, using his ring of invisibility, he sneaks into the buried palace of the elf lord. Unseen, his wily eyes spy out that the elves drink wine imported from Laketown, and float the empty barrels downstream as part of their trade and traffic with the human settlment.
He waits until the jailor is drunk, steals the keys, frees the dwarves, and, instead of attempting to sneak them past the heavily guarded upper gates, takes them to the loading dock beneath...
