Haunted Mansion

Summary: A single mom named Gabbie hires a tour guide, a psychic, a priest and a historian to help exorcise her newly bought mansion after discovering it is inhabited by ghosts.

Release Date: July 28, 2023

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Family

Director: Justin Simien

Writer: Katie Dippold

Runtime: 2 h 03 min

MPAA: PG

Production: Walt Disney Productions, Rideback, Walt Disney Pictures, The Walt Disney Company, Canadian Film or Video Production Services Tax Credit (PSTC), Canadian Film or Video Production Tax Credit (CPTC)

Countries: United States, Canada

Language: English

Movie budget: $ 150,000,000

Domestic: $ 67,653,287

International: $ 49,796,503

Box office:

Budget:$150MDomestic:$67.7MInternational:$49.8MWorldwide:$117.4M

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based on theme park attraction, based on theme park ride

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47/100

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46/100

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33% of the Stars & Main Cast are Female.

47% of the Stars & Main Cast are "diverse."

White41.18%Black29.41%Latino11.76%Jewish11.76%Mixed / Other5.88%

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Haunted Mansion 63%

Directed by Justin Simien (Bad Hair) and written by Katie Dippold (Snatched), this fantasy/comedy/thriller based on the popular Disneyland ride follows mother and son, Gabbie (Rosario Dawson - Rent) and...

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May 23rd 2024

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Haunted Mansion Passed!

This movie passed 3 of 3 tests. It was entered by Simuran on 2023-09-03 18:32:34. Simuran said:

While I can't recall any conversations between Gabbie and Harriet that would pass the test, despite their...

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Sep 3rd 2023

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Haunted Mansion Woke-ish

Based on the Disneyland ride of the same name, this Haunted Mansion is the second adaptation of the half-century-old attraction.

Set on the outskirts of New Orleans, mother and son duo Gabbie and Travis...

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Jul 31st 2023

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Haunted Mansion Woke-ish

Based on the Disneyland ride of the same name, this Haunted Mansion is the second adaptation of the half-century-old attraction.

Set on the outskirts of New Orleans, mother and son duo Gabbie and Travis...

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Jul 31st 2023

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REVIEW: Haunted Mansion (2023)

I saw Haunted Mansion this weekend. Coming out a week after “Barbenheimer,” I didn’t expect anything from this film, and I don’t think anyone else did, either. Pirates of the Caribbean notwithstanding,...

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Jul 30th 2023

Geeks + Gamers

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HAUNTED MANSION (2023)

In HAUNTED MANSION, a Disney reboot of a 2003 movie, a young, widowed astrophysicist, who’s invented a camera to take photos of ghosts, is one of three people assembled by a self-identified Catholic...

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Jul 28th 2023

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Here’s the Only Reason to See ‘Haunted Mansion’ 2.0

Kids need a gateway into the wonderful world of horror, a story teasing the shocks they’ll chase in their teen years (and beyond).

“Haunted Mansion” could be just the ticket, given its terrific...

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Jul 26th 2023

Hollywood in Toto

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‘Haunted Mansion’ Review: Family Horror Stifled By Relentless Buffoonery

Ben Matthias (LaKeith Stanfield) is an astrophysicist stranded in New Orleans. When he was younger, he met Alyssa (Charity Jordan) by chance at a bar whom he eventually married....

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Jul 26th 2023

Bounding Into Comics

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‘Haunted Mansion’ Director On The Film: “It Only Gets Richer The Truer We Are To The Source Because The Source Is Inspired”

Haunted Mansion director Justin Simien recently shared that he was committed to the film’s source material, the original Walt Disney-approved ride and experience, “because...

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Jul 5th 2023

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