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    Anon 8 December 2024 20:34 to post Loki

    Basically watch the last 2 episodes of the season 2 and forget everything else. Because that’s the only time Loki actually gets any development, or even something to do. The rest of the time it’s the Annoying C**tfaced B**ch show. Every time this ‘Sylvie’ shows up it’s unbearable to watch. Even if she wasn’t, she just has no arc. She runs in, screeches obnoxiously, then acts like a dumb impulsive mingebag while being treated as The Bestast Evar by everyone, literally every episode. Even Loki is reduced to a dribbling lapdog in her presence. On top of that she has a low class northern accent and sounds NOTHING like any of the other Asgardians. When she finally f**ks off in those last two episodes we finally get the time travel kino we were waiting for, though by then it’s almost too little too late. But Kang was actually decent. In fact he was the complex villain that Marvel was lacking. If you ask me, Thanos was just a b**ch. It’s a shame Jonathan Majors had to chimpout IRL and knock his ex’s teeth out.

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    RWTBeertje Blauw 20 December 2024 6:11 to post Feedback

    Welcome back! Literally shouted “Beertje Blauw!” when I saw ur review. Thought you were gone for good. Same with Mondo Mirth. (Miss that lil nigga…) But I don’t want any pressure to stick around or write weekly reviews because it’s not like you’re paid staff or anything. Which is why I don’t want to check in or comment like a guilt tripping lonely mother. But I appreciate all you guys, especially the O.G. ones that have been around since the beginning.  

    Idk if you saw, but I tried hiring someone to manage social media and post relevant memes. Well, you get what you pay for (and I can’t afford professionals quite yet) so I left for 2 months without checking up on her. Turns out she was posting gore and normie memes and unrelated cat videos. Guess my instructions weren’t clear. Needless to say, I immediately discontinued that and deleted all her social media posts. ?‍♂️ Likewise with a guy trying to help with SEO. All that came from that was now each site tab now says “Is X woke?” which I’m not sure even helps us rank higher. 

    All that is to say that I’ve given up on trying to grow it as a top priority. At least for the time being, and instead view ZR as an artist collective type project. A webzine or journal so that even if you leave and never write another review, at least there will be a collection of reviews and musings for ppl to look at. Same for if we never get hockey stick social network type growth. The work put into it thus far still has value.

    So, I’ll focus on improving features and UI gradually until I can secure some more money to do it quicker. In the meantime, your feedback is always welcome and we’ll prioritize it. But feel free to come and go as you please.  

    ( Also, in regards to the younger folks: I’m trying to get a banner ad on AmRen or other sites so we get a more diverse ecosystem. More classic movies and articulate old guy reviews to balance out the sh*t posting and anime obsession. I went to the 2024 AmRen convention and got a few older fellas to contribute reviews too. You just might not know which of us are geezers. ? )

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  • This review was posted from Ireland or from a VPN in Ireland.
    brainfried 25 December 2024 22:19 to post Sickening, but worth the watch

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    RWT 20 December 2024 6:22 to post Dogcrap

    F**kin’ lol. Damn dude. I knew it was goy slop shlocky romcom B movie, but not Dogsh*t Popcorn!

    I figured I’d get some pushback on this review. I think the last time that happened was with “Talk To Me” (2022) because I said I didn’t mind the gaggle of negresses and changs in the cast. But for this, you can tell it’s a cheesy 90’s movie from the poster and release date. And the trailer. Didn’t think I needed to give a heads up about that.

    I love 80’s and 90’s movies because they are unapologetically upbeat. I enjoy dark and gritty realistic movies but now everything is too self aware and makes meta jokes that break the fourth wall or try to one up each other with realism. I’m tired of every actor being ugly and frumpy. I want to watch gorgeous people LARP as normal.

    Also, c’mon man! Loving animals is the Whitest thing you can do. Would love to read your review of “The Cove” (2009).

    Anyways, hilarious excoriating review. Sorry to have led you astray.

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  • This review was posted from Canada or from a VPN in Canada.
    Anon 1 January 12:19 to post “A Street Cat Named Bob”

    Great and accurate review. I’d just like to add that the movie is set in modern londen, with obvious implications.

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    Brahman 14 August 2024 10:18 to post Blade Runner 2049

    Here is the music generation from the neural network of Suno Ai on the theme of this piece:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqCAxGQvfjI&list=RDOqCAxGQvfjI

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    Beertje BlauwRWT 21 December 2024 7:58 to post holy kino

    Well, not a fascist, just a Nationalist and I don’t meet that many fascist and natsocs, but yeah nationalist demo’s in the Netherlands and Flanders look exactly like that, though more amicable. 🙂

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    Brahman 20 August 2024 17:21 to post Sprite games never get old

    Speedrun of “Rage of Mages II”:
    Easy mode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6komN9i-Hc
    And hard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN7E-z0Yh2w

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  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    STFU HollywoodAnon 1 December 2024 2:06 to post Feedback

    ? Will add that soon. Logged in users can edit their reviews still but there’s an error where it removes all “br” tags and only keeps “&nbsр;” for line breaks. The formatting is all wonky. Originally the site only had anonymous reviews like the Chans, so there was no ability to edit because there was no way to restrict it to the original poster. Then later we added user profiles and registration step by step. So we’re missing some basic features.

    Everyone will be able to delete and edit comments/reviews soon. And in a better way that’s more user friendly. But as of now, you should be able to edit reviews if you go back to that movie page while logged in. Try it. 

    We’ll also be improving the ghetto woke ratings and replace them with tags similar to Google reviews. Step by step though…

    Thanks for your patience.

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  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    Brahman 19 August 2024 19:51 to post Good old Morrowind in new packaging
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    Anon 30 October 2024 7:27 to post Enlightenment Guaranteed: When Spiritual Journey Breaks Instagram Expectations

    Was this review generated with AI? No offense, it just seems very structured in an a way you don’t usually see for reviews

  • This review was posted from Philippines or from a VPN in Philippines.
    Schille 25 December 2024 3:22 to post The Mother and the Whore

    Bernadette lafont is so hot

  • This review was posted from Austria or from a VPN in Austria.
    Anon 21 December 2024 7:15 to post Feedback

    Is the site/logins/accounts/user profiles bugged at the moment?

  • This review was posted from Germany or from a VPN in Germany.
    Anon 24 December 2024 1:56 to post Apocalypse Now Is More Gripping Than Marvel Universe Escapism

    Wrong movie, f**got.

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    brainfriedRWT 20 December 2024 19:56 to post Dogcrap

    It’s all good, part of the fun is sh*tting on it afterwards. I mean compared to ‘Elizabethtown’, Dog Park was f**king oscar material.

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  • This review was posted from Ireland or from a VPN in Ireland.
    Anon 15 December 2024 16:21 to post 80 For Brady

    a gaggle of ancient broads with one foot in the casket and they still think they deserve a tom brady. the limits of hypergamy are truly beyond reason.

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  • This review was posted from Canada or from a VPN in Canada.
    BarbaroSSa 20 December 2024 18:23 to post holy kino

    Tanks. I watched it because of your review. Liked it a lot and can second your conclusion 😀

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    Anon 8 December 2024 21:22 to post Big N Says

    I was going to say meds but then I remembered that the movie’s about an incel white guy getting cucked by a single mom with a sp*c baby. So yeah, it is jewish.

  • This review was posted from Canada or from a VPN in Canada.
    Anon 17 September 2024 8:23 to post FAQ

    Trans rights are human rights.

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    Brahman 5 September 2024 6:17 to post Egoism is born from the soil of permissiveness

    In a modern context, this parable can serve as an illustration of how various woke-minorities take advantage of the kindness and tolerance of the true masters to dictate their agenda.

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