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    Brahman 18 August 2024 19:51 to post Doom II: Hell on Earth

    Word is that an official update for DOOM has just been released. You can fight online like 30 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4-xswoPRpo

  • This review was posted from Italy or from a VPN in Italy.
    Anon 13 January 16:50 to post FAQ

    Whoa it’s a good thing the interface on here sucks because this site is fucking dogshit and I hope it fails LOL

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    STFU HollywoodAnon 7 February 11:25 to post New Media

    Glad you like it! Keep coming back and speak your mind so we can continue to improve.

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    iwatchshit 23 February 17:29 to post Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    The poster alone is enough to make me regurgitate the tangerine I just ate. It was a pretty good tangerine, but this movie is a vom bucket. And judging from how she looks here compared to the poster for ‘The Thing About Pam’, they must have spent half the budget on Zellweger’s deaging cgi.

  • This review was posted from Norway or from a VPN in Norway.
    JaegerSTFU Hollywood 6 March 6:17 to post Feedback

    Don’t listen to that faggot kike. Appreciate what you do, please don’t let this shit die.

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  • This review was posted from Canada or from a VPN in Canada.
    Anon 23 March 0:30 to post A beautiful display of masculinity in today's day and age

    imagine the smell

  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    Brahman 17 August 2024 16:19 to post Ryan Gosling

    The adventures of Ryan Gosling:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A51qCGZhO9Q

  • This review was posted from Norway or from a VPN in Norway.
    Jaeger 16 September 2024 14:37 to post My wifes bull made me watch this...

    Stunning and brave.

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    mypasswordispassword 13 January 22:27 to post Historically inaccurate, but enjoyable family film

    You know what, I should have rated it higher, 4 point something.

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    alisha 19 August 2024 8:00 to post You have to pay for everything

    chatgpt slop?

  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    STFU HollywoodBeertje Blauw 7 February 11:23 to post Feedback

    Sorry, bear with us. Trying to improve the UI and make it so you can add custom tags and custom ratings. But it’s a game of telephone and experimentation and discussion. Now that we have regular users it might be a better idea to finalize a feature before publishing changes to the site. We’ve always just done it step by step.
     
    But please be vocal if you feel like. That way we know what to reverse or what to double down on. Will add your “random” suggestion for the review widget soon. We also fixed the edit/delete option users requested but are still tinkering and getting the UI right for that.

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    RWT 20 December 2024 6:22 to post Dogcrap

    Fuckin’ lol. Damn dude. I knew it was goy slop shlocky romcom B movie, but not Dogshit Popcorn!

    I figured I’d get some pushback on this review. I think the last time that happened was with “Talk To Me” (2022) because I said I didn’t mind the gaggle of negresses and changs in the cast. But for this, you can tell it’s a cheesy 90’s movie from the poster and release date. And the trailer. Didn’t think I needed to give a heads up about that.

    I love 80’s and 90’s movies because they are unapologetically upbeat. I enjoy dark and gritty realistic movies but now everything is too self aware and makes meta jokes that break the fourth wall or try to one up each other with realism. I’m tired of every actor being ugly and frumpy. I want to watch gorgeous people LARP as normal.

    Also, c’mon man! Loving animals is the Whitest thing you can do. Would love to read your review of “The Cove” (2009).

    Anyways, hilarious excoriating review. Sorry to have led you astray.

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  • This review was posted from New Zealand or from a VPN in New Zealand.
    Anon 22 November 2024 20:20 to post Feedback

    Hey, could you add an option to let us delete/edit reviews after we post them? Sometimes there’s mistakes I don’t catch at first. 

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  • This review was posted from Canada or from a VPN in Canada.
    BarbaroSSa 20 December 2024 18:23 to post holy kino

    Tanks. I watched it because of your review. Liked it a lot and can second your conclusion 😀

  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    captin hippo. 18 August 2024 19:34 to post What makes the mind alive

    This film rules dude. 

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    Brahman 19 August 2024 12:42 to post Violent robotization

    Another important point that I did not mention is that this series “Ghost in the Shell” promotes a feminist agenda – the main character is a strong, independent and self-sufficient woman who easily defeats men. This is not the right pattern of behavior for a girl, such attitudes can harm the female psyche. A woman reveals herself in following a man, her role is family and children. Such women are usually happy. When a woman takes a role in society that is not characteristic of her, trying to compete with men, she may not withstand such stress and this results in mental problems and depression – an example of “American Beauty”. Therefore, watching this film, for example with children, you need to realize that this woman is a robot and she is forced to act in such conditions and explain how to do it right, and it is better not to watch such films with children at all.

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  • This review was posted from Ireland or from a VPN in Ireland.
    Anon 17 December 2024 19:22 to post The Legend of Redbad

    waltuh

  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    STFU HollywoodAnon 1 December 2024 2:06 to post Feedback

    ? Will add that soon. Logged in users can edit their reviews still but there’s an error where it removes all “br” tags and only keeps “&nbsр;” for line breaks. The formatting is all wonky. Originally the site only had anonymous reviews like the Chans, so there was no ability to edit because there was no way to restrict it to the original poster. Then later we added user profiles and registration step by step. So we’re missing some basic features.

    Everyone will be able to delete and edit comments/reviews soon. And in a better way that’s more user friendly. But as of now, you should be able to edit reviews if you go back to that movie page while logged in. Try it. 

    We’ll also be improving the ghetto woke ratings and replace them with tags similar to Google reviews. Step by step though…

    Thanks for your patience.

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  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    jerryfino 27 November 2024 16:10 to post Elite prep school student Charlie...

    Typo, sorry, final paragraph: Scent Of A Woman

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    iwatchshit 11 March 18:33 to post Watson

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