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    Anon 26 September 19:56 to post okay

    The messaging in this is terrible
    >your dad is secretly an evil killer
    >family men with normal lives are secretly evil killers
    >mystery meat pop stars good

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    RWT 27 September 7:45 to post okay

    Everyone White in M Night Shamalyan’s “Old” was a bad guy, & now this film makes it clear it’s not just coincidental 2020’s casting trying to avoid controversy. That curry [redacted] is an anti-White Pajeet ungrateful for the wealth he’s gotten in the West. Like all of the second generation Pajeets who come and subvert IT companies. 

    That film’s synopsis sounds like it was based on Ariana Grande’s concert and his daughter looks like her too. And ofc, in reality the scum that trapped a bunch of innocent little (White) girls was a Muzzie from Libya.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_Arena_bombing 

    But Shamalyan portrays the exact opposite scenario where the White male family man is to not be trusted. Hollywood always inverts reality like they did with “A Time To Kill” (1996).

    Glad I didn’t watch this crap, thanks for saving me 2 hours.  
    Did not redeem
    0/10

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  • This review was posted from New Zealand or from a VPN in New Zealand.
    Anon 22 November 20:20 to post Feedback

    Hey, could you add an option to let us delete/edit reviews after we post them? Sometimes there’s mistakes I don’t catch at first. 

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  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    STFU HollywoodAnon 1 December 2:06 to post Feedback

    ? Will add that soon. Logged in users can edit their reviews still but there’s an error where it removes all “br” tags and only keeps “&nbsр;” for line breaks. The formatting is all wonky. Originally the site only had anonymous reviews like the Chans, so there was no ability to edit because there was no way to restrict it to the original poster. Then later we added user profiles and registration step by step. So we’re missing some basic features.

    Everyone will be able to delete and edit comments/reviews soon. And in a better way that’s more user friendly. But as of now, you should be able to edit reviews if you go back to that movie page while logged in. Try it. 

    We’ll also be improving the ghetto woke ratings and replace them with tags similar to Google reviews. Step by step though…

    Thanks for your patience.

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  • This review was posted from Ireland or from a VPN in Ireland.
    Anon 8 December 20:34 to post Loki

    Basically watch the last 2 episodes of the season 2 and forget everything else. Because that’s the only time Loki actually gets any development, or even something to do. The rest of the time it’s the Annoying C**tfaced B**ch show. Every time this ‘Sylvie’ shows up it’s unbearable to watch. Even if she wasn’t, she just has no arc. She runs in, screeches obnoxiously, then acts like a dumb impulsive mingebag while being treated as The Bestast Evar by everyone, literally every episode. Even Loki is reduced to a dribbling lapdog in her presence. On top of that she has a low class northern accent and sounds NOTHING like any of the other Asgardians. When she finally f**ks off in those last two episodes we finally get the time travel kino we were waiting for, though by then it’s almost too little too late. But Kang was actually decent. In fact he was the complex villain that Marvel was lacking. If you ask me, Thanos was just a b**ch. It’s a shame Jonathan Majors had to chimpout IRL and knock his ex’s teeth out.

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  • This review was posted from Ireland or from a VPN in Ireland.
    Anon 15 December 16:21 to post 80 For Brady

    a gaggle of ancient broads with one foot in the casket and they still think they deserve a tom brady. the limits of hypergamy are truly beyond reason.

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  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    RWTBeertje Blauw 20 December 6:11 to post Feedback

    Welcome back! Literally shouted “Beertje Blauw!” when I saw ur review. Thought you were gone for good. Same with Mondo Mirth. (Miss that lil nigga…) But I don’t want any pressure to stick around or write weekly reviews because it’s not like you’re paid staff or anything. Which is why I don’t want to check in or comment like a guilt tripping lonely mother. But I appreciate all you guys, especially the O.G. ones that have been around since the beginning.  

    Idk if you saw, but I tried hiring someone to manage social media and post relevant memes. Well, you get what you pay for (and I can’t afford professionals quite yet) so I left for 2 months without checking up on her. Turns out she was posting gore and normie memes and unrelated cat videos. Guess my instructions weren’t clear. Needless to say, I immediately discontinued that and deleted all her social media posts. ?‍♂️ Likewise with a guy trying to help with SEO. All that came from that was now each site tab now says “Is X woke?” which I’m not sure even helps us rank higher. 

    All that is to say that I’ve given up on trying to grow it as a top priority. At least for the time being, and instead view ZR as an artist collective type project. A webzine or journal so that even if you leave and never write another review, at least there will be a collection of reviews and musings for ppl to look at. Same for if we never get hockey stick social network type growth. The work put into it thus far still has value.

    So, I’ll focus on improving features and UI gradually until I can secure some more money to do it quicker. In the meantime, your feedback is always welcome and we’ll prioritize it. But feel free to come and go as you please.  

    ( Also, in regards to the younger folks: I’m trying to get a banner ad on AmRen or other sites so we get a more diverse ecosystem. More classic movies and articulate old guy reviews to balance out the sh*t posting and anime obsession. I went to the 2024 AmRen convention and got a few older fellas to contribute reviews too. You just might not know which of us are geezers. ? )

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    RWT 20 December 6:22 to post Dogcrap

    F**kin’ lol. Damn dude. I knew it was goy slop shlocky romcom B movie, but not Dogsh*t Popcorn!

    I figured I’d get some pushback on this review. I think the last time that happened was with “Talk To Me” (2022) because I said I didn’t mind the gaggle of negresses and changs in the cast. But for this, you can tell it’s a cheesy 90’s movie from the poster and release date. And the trailer. Didn’t think I needed to give a heads up about that.

    I love 80’s and 90’s movies because they are unapologetically upbeat. I enjoy dark and gritty realistic movies but now everything is too self aware and makes meta jokes that break the fourth wall or try to one up each other with realism. I’m tired of every actor being ugly and frumpy. I want to watch gorgeous people LARP as normal.

    Also, c’mon man! Loving animals is the Whitest thing you can do. Would love to read your review of “The Cove” (2009).

    Anyways, hilarious excoriating review. Sorry to have led you astray.

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    Beertje BlauwRWT 20 December 19:05 to post Feedback

    Yup, decided to return for awhile, because winterblues makes me watch films…. Yeah, I like that there are younger people, but naturally us boomers don’t care much for anything made after 2005 or so 😉 but seriously, films and series, kinda develop a whole new meaning when you enter your midlife, you either want quality or genuine novelty. Not that I mind, when I was much younger I used to hang out with older folks giving me music recommendations, this was well over 20 years ago. Learned a lot, I was still listening to Iron Maiden when I entered this old geezer forum full of people who liked progrock, indierock and what now gets called postpunk, in one year that expanded my musical knowledge. It was great, I still have all this knowledge on obscure bands that I use to troll younger people and boomers alike….

    So yeah, youngersters are definitively going to go through this site, watch some old flick and go hmmm this isn’t bad, then they are going to forget they watched it, only to return to it when they are older. Such is life. I personally use this site primarily to find a film with a White cast, I actually found a lot of great films using this site alone, so naturally I will be returning in the future, just for that and hopefully for the bantz.

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  • This review was posted from the Netherlands or from a VPN in the Netherlands.
    Beertje BlauwRWT 20 December 19:13 to post Feedback

    One recommendation: Most of the time, after someone posts a review you get a lot of reactions from people, thumb ups, or downs, a reply, etc but then it mostly sinks down, for example nobody responded to any of my reviews in the months I have been gone. Old reviews are snowed under and forgotten. So it might be a good idea to make a 4th button next to latest that shows random reviews from everyone on the site. This way you increase the engagement with other people’s reviews and makes it easier for people to find new media to watch.

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  • This review was posted from Ireland or from a VPN in Ireland.
    brainfriedRWT 20 December 19:56 to post Dogcrap

    It’s all good, part of the fun is sh*tting on it afterwards. I mean compared to ‘Elizabethtown’, Dog Park was f**king oscar material.

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  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    RWTBeertje Blauw 21 December 2:28 to post Feedback

    Old geezer music forum? Sounds great. I want to have music forums here. I think starting by scraping Discogs.com, Last.FM, & RateYourMusic.com would be a good start. But gotta improve the existing issues and pillars of the site first. For example, you still can’t write reviews on truly underground things unless you first make an IMDb page. There are a lot of good projects like the stuff Emily Youcis, Sam Hyde, and all the folks associated with the White Art Collective made that aren’t supported here because of that. And the whole point of ZR is not to simply live in the shadow of (((Hollywood))) and find hidden gems but to support independent art from /ourguys/ as well. Same goes for our music scene. I find a lot of great music and then forget what they’re called. Like this YouTube channel EuropeanUnity565. It’s mainly RAC from various countries but there’s also exploratory rap, metalcore, synth indie, etc. 

    European Unity 565
    https://www.bitchute.com/channel/xnWIemZmTp8h

    Les Brigandes – Democracy
    https://www.bitchute.com/video/bJkYGHp20FJW
     
    Kroc Blanc – Nazi
    https://www.bitchute.com/video/q0UMYuew8cZo

    Komplott – Europa
    https://www.bitchute.com/video/1SIYEBDZG6A2
     
    14 Sacred Words – A Declaration Of War
    https://www.bitchute.com/video/lhYbctB91ny3
     

    I could go on and on. But yeah, I really wanna’ pick up the torch where EuropeanUnity565 and WhiteArtCollective took off. We need to support the vanguards! But allow any genre and any race. I think it becomes a circle jerk purity spiral and you limit yourself to a lot of good stuff out there. Like, https://88nsm.com/ is a great resource and they have many genres. But it’s all only about nazi stuff. I think you pigeon hole yourself and that’s not conducive to a movement growing and art needs to be able to experiment freely. So ZR’s forum would also allow interpretations of classics like:

    Steve Windwood – Higher Love (Murdoch Murdoch)
    https://www.bitchute.com/video/2fMCNUfPP0k
     
    Or to be able to appreciate other races art without being called a cuck. You said you like progrock? What about mathrock? Go figure, Asians are good at math(rock) too:

    LITE – Bond 
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlWiRjIcjOk

    Rega – Barrel Roll
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcuhwhrCtEc

    tricot – POOL
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZjTXh_zaXc

    Damn, I’m ranting. Clearly this site needs a music forum and music playlist option. But before that, we’ll work on other requested features… Anywho welcome back.

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  • This review was posted from Canada or from a VPN in Canada.
    Anon 24 December 18:29 to post Whether to see BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

    This review does not make any judgement about the film, it only judges other reviewers. It does not talk about the merits (or lack therof) of brokeback mountain.

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  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    BrahmanBrahman 14 August 10:24 to post Blade Runner 2049
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    Brahman 15 August 19:55 to post Terminator: Dark Fate - Defiance

    I decided to play Terminator 3: Dark Fate. Of course, I chose the maximum difficulty – Realism. The tutorial missions went relatively well, though I had to sweat a bit to ensure at least some of my squad survived and progressed to the next missions. The game works like this: you start with certain squads, and some of them carry over to the next mission. They gain experience and unlock new skills. In different missions, you can recruit new squads. There are also city outposts where you can purchase personnel and equipment. You can also loot vehicles during missions: cars, Humvees, and even tanks.

    However, there’s a catch: the larger your squad, the more resources it consumes, and resources are limited. This presents a dilemma: what to sell and what to keep and develop. Resources are always scarce, so you need to invest in the most effective units and upgrade them. Vehicles and tanks can also be upgraded with armor, weapons, and engine modifications.

    The game feels like a Mad Max-style survival experience, with a convoy of vehicles racing through the desert: small maneuverable cars, APCs, makeshift artillery on trailers, and trucks carrying supplies and fuel. There can also be separate transport trucks. The entire team is self-sufficient; if you run out of fuel and a tank stops, it’s essentially lost and won’t make it to the next mission.

    There’s a wide variety of units: assault troops, snipers, special forces, etc. You need to assemble your team to have several self-sufficient groups that can hold various points on the map, as missions often require controlling multiple locations.

    When I started the main missions after the tutorial, I really struggled. Maps that were supposed to take an hour ended up taking 10 hours to complete. Even then, victory wasn’t guaranteed. I reached the cartel city, where enemy Humvees with artillery prevented me from approaching. I managed to defeat them with tremendous effort, but then decided to go back two missions to acquire my own artillery. I replayed those missions, bought artillery, and dismantled the Humvees.

    Eventually, I completed the game. Even towards the end, I was still learning new things. Such hardcore games are interesting because you can’t beat them on the first try. I think this game is underappreciated by the gaming community due to its specific gameplay – strategy games aren’t very popular nowadays because they require thinking, which many modern gamers find unappealing. Nevertheless, the game turned out to be very successful and provides a unique gaming experience not found in other titles.

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    Brahman 17 August 16:19 to post Ryan Gosling

    The adventures of Ryan Gosling:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A51qCGZhO9Q

  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    Brahman 18 August 19:51 to post Doom II: Hell on Earth

    Word is that an official update for DOOM has just been released. You can fight online like 30 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4-xswoPRpo

  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    alisha 19 August 8:00 to post You have to pay for everything

    chatgpt slop?

  • This review was posted from Ukraine or from a VPN in Ukraine.
    Sergios 19 August 11:38 to post Vnutri Lapenko
  • This review was posted from the United States or from a VPN in the United States.
    Brahman 19 August 19:51 to post Good old Morrowind in new packaging