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    Anon 9 December 2024 4:27 to post Vril Princess v.s. (((Evil Witch)))

    Based review

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    Anon 16 January 3:32 to post Disappointing and everyone knows it

    Don’t you mean Alien 3? 

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    alisha 19 August 2024 8:00 to post You have to pay for everything

    chatgpt slop?

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    STFU HollywoodBeertje Blauw 7 February 11:23 to post Feedback

    Sorry, bear with us. Trying to improve the UI and make it so you can add custom tags and custom ratings. But it’s a game of telephone and experimentation and discussion. Now that we have regular users it might be a better idea to finalize a feature before publishing changes to the site. We’ve always just done it step by step.
     
    But please be vocal if you feel like. That way we know what to reverse or what to double down on. Will add your “random” suggestion for the review widget soon. We also fixed the edit/delete option users requested but are still tinkering and getting the UI right for that.

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    Beertje Blauw 2 February 18:27 to post Feedback

    I can’t properly review films, because the area where the review goes, cut’s off half way and is missing some elements, like the ability to score for woke.

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    Anon 26 January 16:32 to post Cuckoldry Manifest

    Hilarious review.

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    RWTBarbaroSSa 21 December 2024 2:30 to post holy kino

    I wanna write a review on this but it has no IMDb page to import from. Anyways, for a hitpiece they did a horrible job. Made Spain look awesome and this is how I imagine you and Beertje Blauw:

    “Inside Spain’s Fascism Fandom” – VICE
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqKSXPiGe7U

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    Anon 22 September 2024 14:35 to post Excellent

    Its my absolute favorite movie ever.

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    Anon 8 December 2024 20:34 to post Loki

    Basically watch the last 2 episodes of the season 2 and forget everything else. Because that’s the only time Loki actually gets any development, or even something to do. The rest of the time it’s the Annoying Cuntfaced Bitch show. Every time this ‘Sylvie’ shows up it’s unbearable to watch. Even if she wasn’t, she just has no arc. She runs in, screeches obnoxiously, then acts like a dumb impulsive mingebag while being treated as The Bestast Evar by everyone, literally every episode. Even Loki is reduced to a dribbling lapdog in her presence. On top of that she has a low class northern accent and sounds NOTHING like any of the other Asgardians. When she finally fucks off in those last two episodes we finally get the time travel kino we were waiting for, though by then it’s almost too little too late. But Kang was actually decent. In fact he was the complex villain that Marvel was lacking. If you ask me, Thanos was just a bitch. It’s a shame Jonathan Majors had to chimpout IRL and knock his ex’s teeth out.

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    AnonAnon 21 September 2024 4:51 to post FAQ

    A FUCKING LEAF

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    alishaAnon 24 November 2024 5:01 to post FAQ

    lol

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    Brahman 5 September 2024 6:17 to post Egoism is born from the soil of permissiveness

    In a modern context, this parable can serve as an illustration of how various woke-minorities take advantage of the kindness and tolerance of the true masters to dictate their agenda.

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    Anon 18 October 2024 20:02 to post Underrated and under radar

    KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    RWT 9 February 17:44 to post Step into the unknown

    >trapped in the gilded cage of modern existence

    https://youtu.be/8DKcYHBqt4M

    “What’s your dream job? What do you wanna’ do when you grow up?”

    “Uhhh, I’m gonna’ be a doctor.”

    “How much do you wanna’ make?”

    “I’m gonna’ make.. people feel ok.”

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    Schille 25 December 2024 3:22 to post The Mother and the Whore

    Bernadette lafont is so hot

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    STFU HollywoodAnon 19 January 3:02 to post Feedback

    So we checked, and our system works. The email sent, but unfortunately since we don’t require email verification, we don’t have one of yours on file. It just sends to the admins by default until a user adds their own. And your current password is encrypted so we don’t even know what it is. All we can do is generate a new one. But obviously it’s a security risk if we just hand that out to whomever. My apologies, but I think you’re S.O.L. with that account unless you can remember the password. I’ll check with the webdevs and try to find a solution though and if we find a way we’ll let you know.
     
    ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??????
      
    For anyone else reading this, if you care about your account, please remember to add a backup email via the /settings/ option by clicking the profile icon on the top right of the page. We only make it optional to respect users’ privacy and autonomy, but it’s a bad practice that mainstream sites would never do.

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    Brahman 19 August 2024 19:51 to post Good old Morrowind in new packaging
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    Beertje BlauwRWT 21 December 2024 7:58 to post holy kino

    Well, not a fascist, just a Nationalist and I don’t meet that many fascist and natsocs, but yeah nationalist demo’s in the Netherlands and Flanders look exactly like that, though more amicable. 🙂

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    iwatchshit 4 January 17:04 to post Dull

    Totally agree. It can’t get out of its own way and the dialogue made my skin crawl. I peaced out at the part where it seemed as if we’d finally leave Blunt behind and have a kino driving scene and she pops back into frame like a bad rash with more pointless blathering.

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    iwatchshit 23 February 17:29 to post Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    The poster alone is enough to make me regurgitate the tangerine I just ate. It was a pretty good tangerine, but this movie is a vom bucket. And judging from how she looks here compared to the poster for ‘The Thing About Pam’, they must have spent half the budget on Zellweger’s deaging cgi.